Close Your Legs, Honey -A New Musical

She’s plucked, sucked, and tucked--beauty has met its match! Join Honey and her foul-mouthed mama on a darkly comedic, high-glitz musical misadventure taking on an army of pint-sized glamazons for Grand Supreme glory! Will she win? Mama say a prayer! An ugly story in a beautiful world. About kids, for adults.

Book, Music, & Lyrics by Hannah Parke & Shamus Hunter McCarty
Orchestrations & Arrangements by Damien Figueras
Additional Music by Matthew Mastronardi

"One hell of a musical"

"a comedic look at the shit women have to put up with until they just can’t any more."
​-Phindie

"an absolutely witty and funny script and lyrics."
​-Bonaly Reviews